Friday, May 08, 2009

Michelle Obama Wants Everyone to have AIDS

Like Subway's Jared, Michelle Obama wants everyone to have aids:

First lady Michelle Obama called her "current life" in the White House "a very blessed situation, because I have what most families don't have -- tons of support all around, not just my mother, but staff and administration. I have a chief of staff and a personal assistant, and everyone needs that."

"Everyone should have a chief of staff and a set of personal assistants"